Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
All the babies in the house put your legs up...
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Joshy and his imagination
How to travel by private jet
Step 5 - Avoid the bathroom at all costs. On the return trip, warm nuts were replaced by warm towels. Still undecided as to which felt wealthier. Although in fairness, having had one too many cokes, I was too busy weighing how long was appropriate post takeoff before sprinting to the bathroom to really take in the latter. So I make it to the bathroom using my most nonchalant I just might pee my pants walk, barge in and find a bench to my left, a sink to my right and a door straight ahead. Figuring that this must be the sitting room, we are in a private plane after all, I head for the door and start to pull. No give. Not to be deterred, I pull harder and then see and unlock the latch. Still stuck and seemingly unexecutive to have accessing the toilet this hard, me and my overextended bladder give it one last put your weight into it pull. Finally a pop and it gives. Crap, crap, crap. I've just unlocked and opened the luggage compartment. First thought. Did I just set some alarm off in the cabin? Visions of captain and stewardess breaking through bathroom door. Second thought. Freakin' heck, this door won't close. So there I stand in my executive private plane frantically trying to shut the door that I just jimmied open. Praying that the situation doesn't end with excuse me, would you mind helping me close the cargo bay door? Finally succeeding to close the door and giving up on locking the latch, I turn towards the bench, reach towards the leather cushion and pull. Right. The hidden toilet. The nemesis of passengers from the world of questionably cleaned toilets in heavily inscribed stalls, more likely to be found without working locks than any measure of hide and seek. The toilet paper, you say? Nope. That, too, was hidden in a compartment nearby. The two defining attributes of wealthy. Apparently warm and hidden.
Ben turns 1
Benjamin is our happy little boy. Not prone to the extremes of his brother, he seems to just float along. Every time he is excited, he swings his arms and feet while he squeals with joy. If you tickle his feet, he will laugh and then bite the first thing to make contact. We've had several shoulder bites that way. When he is hungry, the only way to keep him from crying is to let him watch the preparation process. His eyes never leave the food from start to finish. Willing to wait only as long as it is visible. I can hardly believe it has been a year. He was born during an ice storm, two weeks before Christmas. As I rocked him, bundled in blankets, absolutely exhausted and thinking that I will never sleep again, this day seemed so far away. Still, as he cuddles into my shoulder while I rock him and sing, there is a part of me that knows he will always be my baby, no matter the number of birthdays.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Early Morning Serenade
Joshy is constantly making up songs on John's guitar. I happened to have camera in hand when he started in with this one about the sun going down. Of course, once he realized he was getting attention the songs got louder and longer and contained fewer and fewer actual words and we then quickly progressed down the 5 Stages of Parent Engagement.
Stage 1 - Did you hear that? Everybody listen. My child is a prodigy.
Stage 2 - Encouragement, applause, requests for encores.
Stage 3 - Encouragement from other room, applause, requests to use inside singing voice.
Stage 4 - Aren't you hungry for breakfast?
Stage 5 - Hide the guitar...hide the guitar...
Saturday, December 6, 2008
O Christmas Tree

Quote of the Week
Sunday, November 30, 2008
The house on Crabtree
Sunday, November 23, 2008
He Crawls
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Staring Game
Lounging around the living room this evening, Joshy and John decided to play the "staring game" (i.e. the game where you stare at each other and the first one to laugh loses). Tonight Joshy picked up a new tactic. I had to share because I died laughing. Who knew panting was the secret shoe in for the win?
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Conversation I was having at 5:00 this morning...
What Joshua?
If you get too close to a polar bear they will bite you?
Yes.
Why?
Because they are scared of you.
If I see a polar bear I have to run into mama's house?
You need to stay with mama so she can keep you safe.
If you get too close in the forest, the bear will bite you?
If a bear is attacking you in the forest, lay down on your stomach and pretend you are sleeping.
If the bear bites you on your head you lay down on your tummy like this?
Yes, but before he bites you on the head.
If you get too close they will bite you because they are scared?
Yes.
Oh... Is it time to get up?
No. Go back to bed until it is light outside.
Polar bears live in the snow?
Go to bed.
Till it is morning time?
Yes.
I like being cold.
Bed. Now.
Polar bears will bite you if you get close?
Yes. Just lay down here next to mama.
Mama?
What.
I'm thirsty.
(Oh to have Saturdays mean sleeping in again...)
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Oklahoma City Thunder
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Amelia Island - Sunrise, Service, Skeet and Surf...and Airport Edition
Breakfast was held in the heated seaside tent, however, as we moved into the conference hours, we found ourselves in the air conditioned rooms meant to keep speakers in suit jackets from risking dehydration by way of sweat. Minus one suit jacket, I was feeling a little less than temperate and so, during a break, I set out to find some cider. I had seen a pot of it when we checked in and therefore headed towards the front desk. The cider was not where I had remembered seeing it and so we started to glance around, wondering if I had imagined said cider in my mind. Seeing us, a concierge asked if we needed help. We mention that we are looking for cider and without hesitation he says, "I will find you some" and takes off in a hurried walk. It may just be my lack of experience with all things money, but usually when I say "I am looking for the cider" the response involves annoyed glances and "I don't know"s. Never once has someone taken off in a sprint to attend to my request. LeAnn and I just looked at each other and almost in unison stated that this SO beats Holiday Inn Express.
BOA put on an excellent conference with sessions very much in keeping with the information I had hoped to reap from the two day trip. Monday night, they had the makings of a seaside event for the conference dinner. There was steak and shrimp, chicken and oysters, salad and gumbo and on and on. As part of the on and on, they had fried green tomatoes. Seen the movie? Yes. Ate the tomato? No. I grabbed a few, thinking that I would give it a try and have to say, they were amazing. I have no idea how to make them or where you would even go in Oklahoma to eat them, but I have to tell you that if I thought the tomatoes would have kept, they would have been missing one platter that the Ritz would have just had to throw in with incidentals.
Speaking of incidentals. As with most hotels, to use their wireless service they charge a fee. I paid for 24 hours thinking that I would just not sign on once it expired. That night I had no issues, nor any next morning. However, that afternoon, I could not, for the life of me, get the computer to connect. Being the self-sufficient computer user my husband has groomed me to be, I worked through troubleshooting 101. Reboot the machine. Release and renew. Reboot the router. Finally I give up and call the business center who sends a technician my way after I make it clear that there is nothing they could suggest that I in all my wisdom have not already done. When the technician arrives, I quickly get him in the loop as well, surely impressing him with my technological expertise. He looks at it, walks over, flips on the hall light and says "Give it a shot". Up the internet loads. Right.
Along with the food, they had set up a skeet shooting area for us to shoot laser skeet. The guns were real but equipped with lasers in the stead of bullets and little "ping" noises in the place of kick. Five would step up to shoot at a time and as per usual would have two shots per pull. Having never held a shotgun before, I was not expecting much when LeAnn decided that she wanted to jump in and play. The good news: I apparently rock at fake skeet. The bad news: LeAnn had safety issues and spent most of the game hearing "Number 1, do you have your safety on?" It is understandably hard to hit the skeet when your gun doesn't fire and her grand total came in at an impressive 1. On the up side, she did tie the number 2 gun who had no safety issues at all. The crowd behind jokingly called me Sarah Palin as my score climbed. Apparently they were not aware of a game called "Duck Hunt" I owned as a child. And they say video games are a bad influence. Without it, I wouldn't have been able to impress a bunch of bankers relishing the open bar.
Tuesday morning I was definitely feeling the shirley temples and inordinate amount of smores from the night before. Not needing to hear the session on global capabilities, LeAnn and I decided to instead spend at least an hour on the beach before leaving later that day. How can you be that close to the Atlantic and not at least get your feet wet? I had stopped on the walkway to take some pictures and she had wandered ahead when I hear her making some commotion and pointing at the ground. I hurry over and find this:
It was hard to leave the Ritz life behind. After only two days, I had already grown accustomed to the toilet phones and beckon call service. I had told my crew, in jest, that it would ultimately be okay as I was sure they would be willing to run at get me cider upon my whim and fancy. In fact, I suggested that Patrick just go ahead and change his title to Laura's Personal Concierge, a task Roxanna stated she would jump right on. Having forgotten about the conversation, I was sitting at my desk Wednesday morning, barely awake when I smell a cup of cider over my shoulder. Sure enough it was Patrick, with Roxanna and others hanging in the door. I am so thankful to be surrounded by people who make me laugh.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Amelia Island - Bathroom Edition
ROBES!!
