(whispered) Mama? *tap tap tap*
What Joshua?
If you get too close to a polar bear they will bite you?
Yes.
Why?
Because they are scared of you.
If I see a polar bear I have to run into mama's house?
You need to stay with mama so she can keep you safe.
If you get too close in the forest, the bear will bite you?
If a bear is attacking you in the forest, lay down on your stomach and pretend you are sleeping.
If the bear bites you on your head you lay down on your tummy like this?
Yes, but before he bites you on the head.
If you get too close they will bite you because they are scared?
Yes.
Oh... Is it time to get up?
No. Go back to bed until it is light outside.
Polar bears live in the snow?
Go to bed.
Till it is morning time?
Yes.
I like being cold.
Bed. Now.
Polar bears will bite you if you get close?
Yes. Just lay down here next to mama.
Mama?
What.
I'm thirsty.
(Oh to have Saturdays mean sleeping in again...)
2 comments:
oh my gosh!!! that sounds like our house. you are not alone my friend!!
Make sure you remember that always.
When Josh is a teen you can tell him about it.You will both have a nice laugh.That is almost as good as "Laura,hold the hand rail"
Answer "I iz"
Love to all,
Grandma & Pop
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