iPad

I am currently having a love affair with the iPad I borrowed from work for some heavy document reading.  That said, there is one downside I have found with this touch driven device.  It turns out the that hand you scroll with is also the hand you generally eat your fast food with.  This leaves three options.  Not working while eating.  Eating less greasy food.  Becoming ambidextrous.  Given those options and my understanding of myself and workaholic society as a whole, I have decided that the iPad might very well usher in the first fully ambidextrous generation this world has seen.  I have long stood against Apple and its golden cow but little did I know its borg-like appeal to those wowed by shiny and new was coupled with a dedication to the betterment of mankind.  Where I saw simpletons seeking status, they saw the dawn of a new era.  I have misjudged them and their unwavering goal of world domination.  History is being made, my friend, one Apple convert at a time, and I am there on the wide path, waving my iPad and chanting along.