Glitter Mandate

Shouldn't there be some rule for online stores that mandates that all pants involving glitter clearly state so in the description?  Preferably in big bold letters?  If there was, then the shipment I received from The Limited today would have not involved me looking like a disco ball exploded below my waist.  Why, you ask?  Because I wouldn't have purchased the pants that said WARNING: DISCO BALLS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS GARMENT.  Who wears silver glitter pants anyway?  Can you see me being taken seriously in a business meeting when only one thigh high pair of leather boots away from being picked up by Richard Gere?  So, now I have to go through the effort of returning the pants and finding some that don't make rainbows by reflecting the sun's rays.  All effort that could have been avoided by the glitter mandate.