Parrot

This morning there was a bird making a ruckus outside our front window.  Ben was bothered by the noise and began yelling that there was a parrot outside and to make him stop making that noise.  John, in his all knowing way, said that he couldn't stop him from making noise because that was the way God made him.  Joshy, without a pause, cues in with "You can kill him with a gun".  Ben: "We don't have guns" Joshy: "Yeah, but daddy makes swords"  Ben: "I don't like parrots". 

At least we are clear on our options.